NoNo Hair Removal

I recently got married for the wrong reasons. Kids, if you are reading this, DO NOT GET MARRIED. The wife immediately has a real life doll she always wanted as a kid. They believe they know what is best for you all of a sudden, like you just dropped out of the sky. I understand that this might offend a female reader, but frankly who gives a doo doo.

The first sign you notice of a married man is how differently he styles his beard. The doll owner wants it this way, otherwise there will be consequences. Now you're supposed to pay the bills, open up more, maintain a beard that frankly costs a lot to and not cheat on her.

I watched my dad dedicate himself to a clean shaven lifestyle. I never saw a strand of hair on his face, let alone a full grown beard, except for a brief period on his sick bed, where I took it upon myself to maintain the look. You can tell I'm married by how much I am opening up. Here's a tip, they want you to open up more so as to have more materials to hurt you with in a later argument.... you're welcome.

I have a very sensitive skin, bumps, blood and bruises spring up immediately after a shave. Frankly I went from shaving cream/stick, razors, weirdly named clippers and what not, before eventually settling on the No No removal hair system - name so nice, they had to say it twice.

This beauty boasts of some technology that removes undergrowth, eliminating the occurrence of bumps after a shave. The outcome is on smooth baby face. It is rather pricey and requires a long charge, but the outcome is worth it all.

With the beard trend slowly phasing out, women this might just be the best birthday gift for your significant other. Clean shaven guys never go out of style, and no better device helps achieve this like the NoNo Hair Removal system. 

Sheesh, that was cringy!!!